Department of Hollow Affairs

Community Concern No. 1

Subject: Missing Afternoon One perfectly good afternoon was misplaced sometime between lunch and supper.  Several residents reported intending to accomplish things.The lists were substantial. No one could explain what happened,...

Community Concern No. 1

Subject: Missing Afternoon One perfectly good afternoon was misplaced sometime between lunch and supper.  Several residents reported intending to accomplish things.The lists were substantial. No one could explain what happened,...

Community Response No. 1

Community feedback has been entered into the record. The Department remains uncertain whether this helped.

Community Response No. 1

Community feedback has been entered into the record. The Department remains uncertain whether this helped.

Official Response No. 01

Official response submitted regarding Community Complaint No. 1. Tone noted.

Official Response No. 01

Official response submitted regarding Community Complaint No. 1. Tone noted.

Community Complaint No. 01

A formal complaint regarding excessive construction noise before sunrise. The matter has been referred for review following allegations against a local woodpecker.

Community Complaint No. 01

A formal complaint regarding excessive construction noise before sunrise. The matter has been referred for review following allegations against a local woodpecker.

Department Meeting Minutes No. 01

Summary of active investigations, pending items, and administrative matters reviewed during this week's department meeting. Discussion included the Tiny Door, a disputed mitten, and the recently opened archives.

Department Meeting Minutes No. 01

Summary of active investigations, pending items, and administrative matters reviewed during this week's department meeting. Discussion included the Tiny Door, a disputed mitten, and the recently opened archives.

Administrative Notice No. 02

The Department recently discovered an entire filing cabinet labeled: IMPORTANT THINGS Unfortunately, it was empty. This may be an administrative error. Or a life philosophy.  Filed by: Acting Assistant Clerk...

Administrative Notice No. 02

The Department recently discovered an entire filing cabinet labeled: IMPORTANT THINGS Unfortunately, it was empty. This may be an administrative error. Or a life philosophy.  Filed by: Acting Assistant Clerk...