Community Complaint No. 01

Submitted to the Department of Hollow Affairs
(actually tacked onto the door with a rather sharp thorn, which did not help the complainant's case)

Complainant: Name held upon request*

Subject: Excessive Construction Noise

Statement:
I wish to file a formal complaint regarding a woodpecker who has been conducting construction activities before sunrise.

The hammering begins at an hour when decent folk are still attempting to be dreams.

Repeated knocking has disturbed breakfast planning, morning stretches, and one particularly promising cup of mint tea.

When approached regarding the matter, the woodpecker stated he was "working."
This explanation is not satisfactory.

I respectfully request intervention by the Department, please not the squirrels.

*The complainant was later identified by everyone anyway.

Filed by: Acting Assistant Clerk

Status: Referred for review. To the raccoons.