The Hollow Assignment: Find a Very Small Place — September 2026 — Printable PDF

The Hollow is conducting a very small housing search.

This week's assignment is to go outside, imagine yourself approximately 3 inches tall, and inspect the available real estate accordingly.

Find somewhere you might consider living. Determine its finer qualities. Then identify the primary inconvenience. 

Photographs and unnecessarily detailed property reports are strongly encouraged.

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Print one for yourself, hand one to a person of questionable but promising judgement, or begin an unnecessarily serious search for three-inch real estate.

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