Please Stop Trying to Be a Machine Sticker

"Please stop trying to be a machine. You're too squishy."

A small reminder for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, mirrors, and other places where you might accidentally begin expecting unreasonable levels of efficiency from yourself.

This die-cut vine sticker features an original Twig & Toad quote, finished with a tiny acorn because apparently even existential reminders require proper identification.

DETAILS

• Die-cut vinyl sticker
• Approximately 3.1 x 2.5 inches
• Durable, smooth finish
• Original Twig & Toad design
• One sticker included

Stick it somewhere you'll see it next time you have twelve things to do and start wondering why you aren't operating with the efficiency of industrial machinery.

You are made largely of water and snacks.

Adjust expectations accordingly.