Pending Investigation No. 01

The Department of Hollow Affairs has received multiple reports concerning a tiny door, approximately 4 inches (or one juvenile chipmunk, depending on posture) tall, that has appeared in the base on an old stump just past the Wandering Creek.

Several witnesses insist it was not there yesterday. 
Several other witnesses insist it has always been there and it leads to the blackberry market that only appears on rainy Thursdays.

Filed by: Acting Assistant Clerk 

Status: Delegated to the squirrels for further investigation. Progress unlikely.