Administrative Notice No. 1

The Department of Hollow Affairs has been instructed to maintain records regarding notable events, unusual findings, administrative difficulties, and other matters occurring within Tumbledown Hollow.

The Department would like to note that it did not request this responsibility. 
However, records will be maintained. Probably. If we remember. Whenever possible.

Probably.

Several filing cabinets have already gone missing.

The public is encouraged to review this records as needed.

The public is also encouraged to stop leaving acorns on the front steps, it causes a terrible crowd and, frankly, a mess we just don't want to discuss.

Filed by:
Acting Assistant Clerk (Definitely Temporary)

Status: Ongoing