Administrative Notice No. 03

Subject: Excessive pocket curiosity

Resident Hollowfolk are reminded that pockets have finite capacity.

Recent inspections have revealed the following items being carried simultaneously:

  • Two (2) acorns
  • One (1) feather, unknown variety although we believe it could be swan
  • A particularly interesting and competent rock
  • Another, small (and slightly less competent) rock 

The Department acknowledges that all items seemed important at the time.

Filed by: Newly appointed Moss Inspector 

Status: Recurring

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