Administrative Notice No. 04
Subject: Concerning Excellent Sticks
The Department wishes to remind residents that not every excellent stick requires immediate adoption.
Recent observations indicate that many individuals are returning from walking carrying sticks they had no intention of bringing home.
Justifications have included:
- It balanced nicely
- It looked useful
- We understood each other
Hollowfolk are encouraged, though not required, to ensure there is still room in the house before acquiring additional sticks.
We also acknowledge nobody is likely to listen to us.
Filed by: Acting Assistant Clerk
Status: Repeatedly relevant and generally ignored
